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Под анекдоты на английском языке

Под анекдоты на английском языке

  • Id like you
    to be very quiet today,
    boys and girls.
    Ive got a dreadful headache,
    said the teacher to her class.
    Excuse me, said Bruce,
    why dont you do
    what mum does
    when she has a headache?
    Whats that ?
    She sends us out to play.

  • How much do these apples cost?

    one shilling, sir.

    give me a pound, please.

    here you are.

    how much do these oranges cost?

    one shilling, sir.

    can i exchange the apples for theoranges?the price is the same.

    all right. here are your oranges.

    thank you.

    sorry! the money!

    money for what?

    the money for the oranges.

    but i gave you the apples for the oranges.

    well, then, the money for the apples.

    but you still have your apples.

    P.S. чисто английский юмор


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